“I can take a joke when it’s funny,” I say. “You think I wanted to zip my husband’s penis inside a sleeping bag?” “You once wished I zipped my dick in my pants when I forgot to unload the dishwasher.” Ohhh no, you don’t. You’re not throwing me under the bus. Gearing up for a battle of wits, I turn toward him, gloves on, ready to fight. “That’s because you never unload it. You think I like coming home after working a hard day to find that you didn’t do the one thing I asked you to do?” “Says the girl who never cleans up her hair off the shower wall.” “Or the guy who doesn’t know what it means
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