Till Summer Do Us Part

by Meghan Quinn

I can’t imagine the clutching of their embroidered vests,

but there’s a time and fucking place for it, and it’s not in a word search puzzle.

Alright bro calm down

ring with my teeth,

Why are you trying to be luke hemmings

“Did you sign up for it?” She’s practically bouncing.

Why is she actually a freak

I will seriously never get over this marriage obsession of hers. It’s so weird.

‘till summer do us part’

Roll the credits