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Yes, you read that right…penis after chino-encased penis. To tell it to you straight, I work surrounded by a real sausage fest. And not just any sausage fest but the worst kind. It’s what the youth are calling…the finance bros. *Shudders*
This is a living nightmare. Surrounded by happy couples boasting about their weekend plans, talking about their partners like they worship the ground they walk on. What’s that like? Couldn’t tell you.
“That my friend needs a fake husband for a therapy session tomorrow at nine in the morning, can you fill in? He said, ‘Sounds like fun, send me the deets.’”
I know the difference between Coke, Diet Coke, Coke Zero, and the pure shit that is Pepsi.”
“She always underestimates the size of my dick. The only time she remembers is when I bottom out inside her and she can practically taste me in her throat.”
“Something we tend to forget when married, that we’re tied together in all aspects. What one partner might do affects the other. Whether good or bad. One move tugs on the other and vice versa. That’s why when we’re making our way through life, we need to be aware that our every move is tied to our loved one. We need to be conscious of that.”
Do not take other people’s flawed opinions about you and turn them into your own.
She needs to learn that it’s okay to give in to her feelings. To take what she wants.
“Let’s get one thing fucking straight,” I say as I move over her. “I’m not Matt, and I love eating pussy, so spread your goddamn legs.”
“This bracelet says you’re mine. Why would I take it off?”
“You don’t become the best by going to school and studying. You become the best by life experience.”
