Together, we lean over to look inside, and then at the same time, we both gasp. I’m the first to reach into the box as I pull out two big bags of Nerds Clusters. I raise them to the sky and say, “The angels have spoken!” “Dear God in heaven,” she whispers as she pulls out another bag from the box. “We are rich!” We tear into our respective bags immediately, putting a fistful in our mouths. Chewing, she says, “Now this is the kind of prize I’m talking about. Screw the dildos, give me the Clusters.” I pause as I’m about to put another fistful in my mouth. “You heard what you just said, right?
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Nerd clusters 😍
