Time for You

by Elizabeth Davis

“Um, if knowing all your friends’ signs gave me the ability to travel through time, do you really think I’d be here, with your dumb asses? No, I’d be off having a threesome with Paul Newman and Marlon Brando, like God clearly intended.”

“What is wrong with your country?”

“It’s plastic.” “What Regina is made of?”

I’d rather have been wrong and be stuck here for a few more very awkward months than risk losing you entirely.”