Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda (Creekwood, #1)

by Becky Albertalli

Awkwardness should be a requirement. I guess this is sort of our version of the Homosexual Agenda?

The Homosexual Agenda? I don’t know. I think it’s more like the Homo Sapiens Agenda. That’s really the point, right?

Bram was right: people really are like houses with vast rooms and tiny windows. And maybe it’s a good thing, the way we never stop surprising each other.

“Really, really. Why would I want to watch other people kissing,” I say, “when I could be kissing you?”