Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda (Creekwood, #1)

by Becky Albertalli

Nothing is worse than the secret humiliation of being insulted by proxy.

Isn’t it funny the way you fantasize about junk food when you’re a kid? It’s really all-consuming. I guess you have to obsess about something before you know about sex.

I have a crush. But it’s not like having a crush on some random musician or actor or Harry freaking Potter. This is the real deal. It has to be. It’s almost debilitating.

I don’t even know. I’m just so sick of straight people who can’t get their shit together.

White shouldn’t be the default any more than straight should be the default. There shouldn’t even be a default.