Easy Reading for Difficult Devils: An Anthology of Dark Fiction

by Zachary T. Owen

some kid might of fucked with the Wikipedia page.

"...some kid might HAVE fucked with the Wikipedia page.", not "might OF...". Dipshit.

“You’re daughter sold your Colt .45,”

"Your daughter sold your Colt .45...", not "You're daughter...". Who tf edited this shit?

bowls

erm, bowels? Can't imagine what his bowls being loose have to do with it. Maybe an all-night alley's open, get the bad gunky out of his system after pulling a job...

passed

past (Will someone please kill my inner editor before he throws my Kindle through the window?)

clinched

Don't fists 'clench' (and sphincters 'clinch')? #justsayin

shined

'shone', surely (not 'shined'!)?

went

Erm, 'gone'? "Maybe [she] hadn't went..."?

He began to take pity on himself.

Does the author mean "Timmy was overwhelmed by self pity."? Whoever heard of someone taking pity on themselves?

I’ll be back directly.”

What's the chance of a beer-swigging, trailer park rough house saying, "I'll be back directly."? Shit the bed.

shined

shone! The word you're looking for is 'shone'!