PLASTIC SURGERY HAIKU If you plump your lips The words that come out of them Sound ridiculous We know it’s Botox And not your vegan diet Nice try, Margaret A face− lift does not Make daughters comfortable When you chaperone Fine, get your boobs done But only make them smaller Fake boobs are weird, y’all Asymmetrical Looks cool while cheek implants are Less interesting Plastic surgery Requires a good amount Of lying to friends
