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Will stopped and looked at Domo. “Dear God, this place is screwed up! I’ve been put in charge of a city that looks like an earthquake hit it, there’s garbage everywhere, and I’m surrounded by goblins that act like preschoolers on a sugar high. It’s almost like I’ve been asked to rule a nation of idiots!” “There’s no ‘almost’ about it,” Domo said. “We are a nation of idiots.
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They’re small, but they’re dirty fighters. One man kicked a goblin once, and the next day his kid found an application to law school in his room.”
Brandywine screamed and threw a goblin at him. Will ducked under the terrified screaming projectile and ran for the door with the princess in hot pursuit.
Will frowned as he considered going inside. “So how’s the princess?” “You have to ask?” Domo said. There was a thud as something hard hit the door. “This has been going on for hours. I think the staff at Kervol’s castle would be grateful if we released her into the wild instead of returning her.” Will shook his head. “There are innocent bears and wolves out there that have done nothing to deserve that kind of abuse.
“Young King Kervol, clever like a fox, shipped his wife inside a box. He fought goblins and got beat, three times knocked back on his seat. Starting a war to save his pride, taking us along for the ride. Paying lots of soldiers we are told, where’s he getting all the gold?”
