“Two,” he says to the craggy-faced man standing behind it. “Alpha Stark! We weren’t expecting you,” the man says with a grimace. “I’m sorry, sir, I’ve only got one room left, and it’s… well it’s not to the usual standard that…
Ah and here we have it folks. One bed. I swear if they don't wake up tangled in one another I am going to LOSE IT

