“What’s your idea of a perfect date?” “Just what kind of article is this, Paige?” “A fun one,” I replied with a smile. “So?” “A hike,” he replied. “That’s really your idea of a perfect date?” “Sure. You have time to talk, you get nice scenery, and you can see if the girl has stamina. If she starts complaining two miles in, you’ve got an idea of what she might be like in a relationship.”