and my cousin won’t answer my calls. And I can’t call my uncle because I’m not supposed to be out here tonight. Hell, I’m not supposed to be in this freezing, miserable place at all. But here I am, alone, stuck on the side of the road, stuck for my senior year. Just stuck, and there’s no one here I can turn to. So, yeah, I kicked my sweet old car, and if she ever starts again, I will profusely apologize, but until then, as far as I’m concerned, she had it coming.”
