I simply tear up but only in one eye. Do you find that odd? Do you really want to marry a woman who cries with only one eye? I know I want to marry you. But I wish we were the first to ever get married. I cannot help feeling that the institution has been somewhat corrupted and corroded by the misuse of others. We could show them, by a beyootiful and myoochooal respect for each other, how things must be conducted.
