Please Remain Calm (This Is Not a Test, #1.5)

by Courtney Summers

I stare at the crowbar between us. You’ve never truly felt the weight of something like that until you’ve destroyed someone with it.

They don’t tell you what to do about that, what happens when it’s the end of the world, the dead come back to life, and you have to piss.

I have to go to the bathroom and I don’t want to die and then come back with my dick out, so …

People aren’t supposed to be able to fathom eternity. It’s an amount of time beyond all human comprehension.