“I don’t have any virtue so there’s nothing to protect.” I babbled when I was overtired, overstimulated, and underfed, so I went on. “I’m the opposite of virtue. Whatever virtue is these days, I’m not it. I mean, I packed two different vibrators just for this two-night stay and—” “You gotta stop saying these things to me.” “—it’s not like I can’t get by on my own but sometimes you just don’t want to get in there and do the work.” He gripped the back of his neck. “We don’t have to talk about this.” “But you have to keep the happy hormones flowing. Grow that serotonin at home with an orgasm a
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