The Sublet

by Greer Hendricks

It’s more important to do what you think is right than to focus on what you’ve been doing wrong; Honesty starts with the promises you keep to yourself—and created a spreadsheet of things she endorses vs. disavows. Wearing shades of purple, taking cold showers, owning a pet, and orgasming at least twice a week (with or without a partner) are on the recommend list. Reality television, restrictive diets, jetted baths, and chewing gum are renounced.

“At the end of the day, does it matter your race, religion, or gender? Aren’t we all just looking to be the best version of ourselves?”