pleasantly, have become a manic involuntary homeschool mom contributing to the dumbing down of America with a helpful rage/rebound/renounce cycle: “I am absolutely done worrying about your grades. Either you worry about them or you fail. I already finished ninth grade in 1989.” “Okay, honey bunny! Let’s make a list of everything missing and rank them in order of priority. We’ll log them in your calendar so you know what to do every day! Stay on task! You can do it! We’ll do it together! We got this!”
