For Whom the Belle Tolls

by Jaysea Lynn

She’d been grumpy about it right up until FruitBat had found her body and began the trial with: “Who the fuck killed my nerd wife?!”

“Haven’t you met dear Sariah? It’s far more likely she’s been doing him.”

Metaphorically anyway. Maybe someday she’ll take pity on you, and you’ll finally get to second base—do not bring my mother into this.”