“Any new hunks in the Harvest Hollow Symphony?” Summer asks. “Not even one. There’s a new trombonist who keeps telling everyone—loudly—how single he is, but he also keeps emptying his spit valve on people’s shoes, so he’s a definite no.” “Sounds disgusting,” Summer says. “Trust me. It is.” “What about at the school?” she asks. “Any hot single teachers?” I drain the last of my wine. “Not one. I mean, the gym teacher isn’t bad to look at. He’s asked me out a few times, but I’ve never seen him in anything but gym clothes, even when I’ve run into him when we aren’t at school.” “Hmm. Yeah. I’d pass
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