Yes Please

by Amy Poehler

I think we should stop asking people in their twenties what they “want to do” and start asking them what they don’t want to do. Instead of asking students to “declare their major” we should ask students to “list what they will do anything to avoid.” It just makes a lot more sense.

Decide what your currency is early. Let go of what you will never have. People who do this are happier and sexier.

Trying to get pregnant is the most vulnerable thing in the world.