Me: I nearly sent my mum a picture of my joint. Maybe I should call it quits and go to bed. Me: Might miss supper. Me: If you don’t get your phone from the bedroom and respond to me, I might just take your ass while you’re asleep. Me: That sounded bad. Sorry. But please let me fuck your ass again. It’s very pretty, but it looks even better with my dick buried inside it. I’ll go slow and very, veryyyyyy gentle. Me: This conversation is awfully one-sided, Freckles. I’m a little offended.
