“Where was I? Right. You’re going to have the best family. I have a big brother called Jason, and his girlfriend will probably try to steal you every weekend. But I won’t let her – she can be a bit scary. Oh, and I’m a twin, so I’m kind of glad you’re a one-man army, cause fuck having two of you running around.” “Kade!” I laugh and continue. “My twin’s name is Luciella, but Mummy will probably get you to call her Aunt Lu. And there’s Tylar, who is absolutely no relation to you, but you’ll probably call her aunt as well. Please don’t.”