Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos (Total Chaos, #1)

by Aura Hayes

Vampirism isn’t a cure for everything, and my shit eyesight carried over when I was changed. It’s not entirely a bad thing since I can pull off a pair of glasses like nobody’s business.

And frankly, men are like plants, if you don’t water them, they’ll die, and I don’t have a green thumb.

Celine. My mate. This can’t be the end. She doesn’t know how big of a dick I have yet. I’m going to die and she doesn’t even know. This is the worst.