Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos (Total Chaos, #1)

by Aura Hayes

murder at least keeps life interesting.

And frankly, men are like plants, if you don’t water them, they’ll die, and I don’t have a green thumb.

Now is not an appropriate time for a fangboner!

Lockwood. Zavier Lockwood. L-O-C-K-W-O-O-D. Why aren’t you writing this down? It’s going to be your last name one day, too.”

“Green.” This isn’t exactly true but the vibrance of his eyes in that moment eclipses my old favorite color of purple.

“Did you hear me?” “You want to get married and have my babies? Great plan. Love that plan.”

My mate. This can’t be the end. She doesn’t know how big of a dick I have yet.

Apparently thinking I’m a murderer is a deal breaker, but a vampire is fine. “That’s it?” My voice raises a few octaves. “You and Celine have something wrong with you that you both accepted that so easily.”

After much consideration I’ve decided you can fuck off.”