Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos (Total Chaos, #1)
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Besides, I don’t like blood unless I’m drinking it. Even then I’m a picky bitch.
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I’d loved once, but then she turned out to be off her rocker more than I am, so I skedaddled right on out of that relationship. I haven’t been in a serious one since, but I’ve remained what you might call a romantic at … well, I don’t have a heart so I’m not sure where exactly. But it’s there. Somewhere.
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Vampirism isn’t a cure for everything, and my shit eyesight carried over when I was changed. It’s not entirely a bad thing since I can pull off a pair of glasses like nobody’s business.
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And frankly, men are like plants, if you don’t water them, they’ll die, and I don’t have a green thumb.
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“I think...” His humerus bone snaps under my shoe. “...that I don’t want a filthy creature like you...” His fingers crunch with ease in my hand. “...touching what belongs to me.”
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“A divine angel like her is a blessing to the eyes and you are nothing but lowly trash unworthy of looking upon her,”
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Children are one of my least favorite things with their whining, screaming, and messiness but it can usually be blamed on shitty parenting. My one exception for a crotch goblin is if Celine wants children. I’ll give her as many as she desires. I look forward to practicing the baby making. Wait. Babies. Celine. I need to write that down. Pulling my trusty notebook and pen out of my pocket I lick my finger and flip it open to a new page. Quickly scribbling, Breed Celine, under a new list titled Goals in my long life with Celine.
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“I could see you perched on the roof of the building across the street like a ginger gargoyle the other day watching her.
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He grabs my finger so quickly I can barely react and nips at it. I try to pull away, but he refuses to let go. “Lockwood. Zavier Lockwood. L-O-C-K-W-O-O-D. Why aren’t you writing this down? It’s going to be your last name one day, too.” His grin is downright wicked.
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Celine. My mate. This can’t be the end. She doesn’t know how big of a dick I have yet. I’m going to die and she doesn’t even know. This is the worst.
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“I’m not going anywhere, Shnookems.” My joke doesn’t land, and she walks out without another word.
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“And yes, your man-child. Now onward!”
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“Well, okay. I didn’t mind that nickname, but I guess I’ll keep trying. What about, toots?”
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“I haven’t been completely honest with you,” I stall. “You’re not a vampire you actually shift into a hamster?” she replies dryly.
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She probably doesn’t realize it, but there will never come a time when I tire of her. She is the single, most important thing, in my immortal life.
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You look hot as fuck in those jeans, sweet thing. —Zav Also known as Zav Daddy or Zaddy.