Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos (Total Chaos, #1)

by Aura Hayes

Besides, I don’t like blood unless I’m drinking it. Even then I’m a picky bitch.

Valid. I get it as a fellow picky eater

I’ve remained what you might call a romantic at … well, I don’t have a heart so I’m not sure where exactly. But it’s there. Somewhere.

smiley face with—is that fangs?—

frankly, men are like plants, if you don’t water them, they’ll die, and I don’t have a green thumb.

“I think...” His humerus bone snaps under my shoe. “...that I don’t want a filthy creature like you...” His fingers crunch with ease in my hand. “...touching what belongs to me.”

Well hot damn here we go a touch her and die moment yes sir this is what i live for alexa play whatta man because we found another for the roster