Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos (Total Chaos, #1)

by Aura Hayes

Besides, I don’t like blood unless I’m drinking it. Even then I’m a picky bitch.

“How else do you expect me to live out my eternal life? Gossip is what makes the world go round.”

He grabs my finger so quickly I can barely react and nips at it. I try to pull away, but he refuses to let go. “Lockwood. Zavier Lockwood. L-O-C-K-W-O-O-D. Why aren’t you writing this down? It’s going to be your last name one day, too.” His grin is downright wicked.

Zavier’s Date Ideas for Whooing His Mate: Bowling - Asher’s bitch ass ruined this one Karaoke - Show off my golden pipes Navy Pier, Ferris Wheel - Basic and done before Skip everything and go straight to fucking her senseless - My favorite

“Midnight,” I grind out. “Your mother is going to be the death of me. Not the literal death, since I can’t die easily, but at least the death of my dick.” “Meow.” I sigh, “Thanks, bud.”

Celine. My mate. This can’t be the end. She doesn’t know how big of a dick I have yet. I’m going to die and she doesn’t even know. This is the worst.

She cups my cheeks in her hands. “Don’t worry, I’ll love you enough to make up for every time you felt unloved.”