Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos (Total Chaos #1)
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Read between October 31 - November 5, 2025
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it’s a game to see how clean I can stay.
Sam Davis
Haha
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Besides, I don’t like blood unless I’m drinking it. Even then I’m a picky bitch.
Sam Davis
YES KING
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“Turn me! Change me into … into what you are.”
Sam Davis
Omg
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I might as well help clean up the streets and wreak a little havoc of my own while I’m at it.
Sam Davis
Haha
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Do you think of her when you’re allowing drugs onto the streets? Or when your kidnapping young girls and selling them?
Sam Davis
You tell him
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I’d loved once, but then she turned out to be off her rocker more than I am, so I skedaddled right on out of that relationship. I haven’t been in a serious one since, but I’ve remained what you might call a romantic at … well, I don’t have a heart so I’m not sure where exactly. But it’s there. Somewhere.
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Vampires don’t have fingerprints, so they won’t be able to track me.
Sam Davis
Interesting
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Vampirism isn’t a cure for everything, and my shit eyesight carried over when I was changed. It’s not entirely a bad thing since I can pull off a pair of glasses like nobody’s business.
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Captain Barnes
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bloody poorly drawn smiley face with—is that fangs?—
Sam Davis
ZAVIER
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“The other common denominator between all these murders is that they’ve been deaths of criminals or complete annihilations of organizations we’ve been trying to take down for years.”
Sam Davis
Woah
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Crazy mass murderers who make art with intestines and only target bad guys?
Sam Davis
Interesting
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Midnight, my inherited cat.
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“I don’t trust anyone with him besides you.” He had said
Sam Davis
Awww
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Ava, Captain Barnes’s secretary,
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Mayhem Murderer case?”
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“Is that what they’re calling these murderers?”
Sam Davis
Yes *laughs*
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“I know you’ll figure it out. You always do, and he wouldn’t have promoted you without a reason.”
Sam Davis
True
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“Bean Hive?”
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“My daughter is ten and she has the prettiest hair too. It’s halfway down her back. I learned to braid just for her.”
Sam Davis
Awww
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“It felt like someone was watching me.”
Sam Davis
Omg
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owner, Luna,
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Boxing has always helped me clear my head and work out any frustrations.
Sam Davis
Thats awesome
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“You, not me, of course. I have Spencer.”
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frankly, men are like plants, if you don’t water them, they’ll die, and I don’t have a green thumb.
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Celine Brennan. My obsession
Sam Davis
Omg
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“I think...” His humerus bone snaps under my shoe. “...that I don’t want a filthy creature like you...” His fingers crunch with ease in my hand. “...touching what belongs to me.”
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“A divine angel like her is a blessing to the eyes and you are nothing but lowly trash unworthy of looking upon her,”
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I dip fingers into it to draw a smiley face with fangs
Sam Davis
Omg
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my little raven
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Celine’s sweet scent up close. To run my nose along her collarbone and lick a path between her breasts before sinking my teeth into her delicate neck.
Sam Davis
Omg
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I stop at a door labeled 2431.
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Dude
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Damien Black.
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Spencer
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smoky vanilla and cypress scent
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“I promise I don’t bite.”
Sam Davis
Omg
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I’m practically humping her like a dog, and I’d let her leash me any day.
Sam Davis
Omg
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“Sangria?”
Sam Davis
Club
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Sangre means blood in Spanish.”
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Asher Brooks.
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“I’m Zavier. But my friends call me Zav.”
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He made lemon pound cake?
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Now if you said something like ham and pineapple then I’d have to kill you.”
Sam Davis
Haha
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“Resorting to murder? I like it.”
Sam Davis
Haha
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Children are one of my least favorite things with their whining, screaming, and messiness but it can usually be blamed on shitty parenting. My one exception for a crotch goblin is if Celine wants children. I’ll give her as many as she desires. I look forward to practicing the baby making. Wait. Babies. Celine. I need to write that down. Pulling my trusty notebook and pen out of my pocket I lick my finger and flip it open to a new page. Quickly scribbling, Breed Celine, under a new list titled Goals in my long life with Celine.
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Make sure Celine always wears a seatbelt. Safety is hot.
Sam Davis
Omg dude
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Celine is mine.
Sam Davis
We know
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Burnt Marshmallow.”
Sam Davis
Haha
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You’re too much of a hermit.
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my very attractive neighbor.
Sam Davis
Omg
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