Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos (Total Chaos, #1)
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Read between August 31 - September 7, 2025
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men are like plants, if you don’t water them, they’ll die, and I don’t have a green thumb.
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Did I sneak into her apartment to get a pep talk from my hype kitty? Absolutely. Midnight is my best friend.
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The blush that stains his cheeks
Ash
He can blush now?
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It feels wrong to take that step with her without her knowing the full extent of our connection. I might be a lot of things; killer, stalker, psychopath—but I won’t take advantage of my mate like that.
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“I’m three-hundred years old. I was born in 1725 and turned when I was twenty-six.”
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These crimes are gruesome—to say the least—and now that I know vampires are real, I can’t help but wonder if the Mayhem Murderer is one or another type of supernatural.
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Dots are connecting right in front of me, ones I very much want to ignore.
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“You never know when your last I love you is, so sprinkle them around like confetti.”
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I’m not sure how much longer I’ll be able to hold back from pursuing a full-on relationship with him.
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Later, maybe I’ll have the sanity to be horrified by how much his fangs turn me on, but now’s not the time to question my mental well-being.
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It doesn’t take long to finish our respective shortcake stacks, and I make sure to decorate hers extra pretty. Strawberries create eyes, chocolate chips make a smile, and whipped cream finishes it off with fangs for a perfect vampire smiley.
Ash
Wrong move
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Fangboners should be reserved for Celine not for the absolute insanity I feel at her absence.
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My eyes narrow in, realizing a piece is missing. Weird.
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“A chess piece?” I feel the ridges and bumps of the queen piece.
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She clacks her long nails together like some stupid villain in an animated cartoon. I have to admit, thinking of her that way makes her a lot less scary.