Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos (Total Chaos, #1)

by Aura Hayes

do so love it when they scream. It’s the terror in their eyes that really feeds me—knowing that these men who have done horrible things finally know a smidge of what their victims have felt.

Like a real-life Dexter?

“A divine angel like her is a blessing to the eyes and you are nothing but lowly trash unworthy of looking upon her,”

“But me? I’m the monster under your bed, the shadows stalking your every move”—my

and a walking nightmare cleaning up the filth.”

Obsession is quickly becoming too mild of a word for what I feel.

Zavier’s Date Ideas for Whooing His Mate: Bowling - Asher’s bitch ass ruined this one Karaoke - Show off my golden pipes Navy Pier, Ferris Wheel - Basic and done before Skip everything and go straight to fucking her senseless - My favorite

I take a moment to center myself before I pull out. Pull out. Pull-out method. Get your head out of the gutter, Zav!

Celine. My mate. This can’t be the end. She doesn’t know how big of a dick I have yet. I’m going to die and she doesn’t even know.

MADE ME FUCKING GIGGLR

This is the worst.