Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos (Total Chaos, #1)
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Read between October 2 - October 2, 2025
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“A divine angel like her is a blessing to the eyes and you are nothing but lowly trash unworthy of looking upon her,”
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Oh but did we have to do insta love? 😭
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fangboner!
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Never say that word ever again please I’m begging you
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fangboner.
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They said it again
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“You’re going to be the death of me.” A sigh leaves
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Not the character AI bot line (not saying this is AI)
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He grabs my finger so quickly I can barely react and nips at it. I try to pull away, but he refuses to let go. “Lockwood. Zavier Lockwood. L-O-C-K-W-O-O-D. Why aren’t you writing this down? It’s going to be your last name one day, too.” His grin is downright wicked.
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Okay this is really reading like shitty fanfic
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Our height difference doesn’t help with me trying to be intimidating so I rip my finger out of his grip and pull a stool over to stand on top of it because I’m petty like that. “Ha.”
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You what
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Each time this author says fangboners I lose at least 10 years of my life
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her gorgeous tits.
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Wow what an eloquent gentleman
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Incoming boner of both kinds.
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HAS IT EVEN BEEN FIVE PAGES
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-10 years
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Fangboner
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Oh my gosh please stop I’m begging you
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“Captain Tortilla Chip.”
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What are you, five?
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going to be the death of me.
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This phrase again?
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Anger surges, because someone did hurt her. Maybe not physically, but they invaded her personal space, ransacked her entire apartment, and made her feel incredibly violated.
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But it’s cool when you do it tho
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Fangboner,
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If I had a nickel for every time they said fangboner, I’d have…. So many
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“Fangboner.” The word lisps around his teeth. That should not be as sexy as it is.
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IT’S NOT SEXY AT ALL! AND I HAVE A THING FOR VAMPIRES
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fangboners I’ve sprouted because of you.”
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😭
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Smart pussy.
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Why do you keep calling the cat pussy it’s not funny anymore
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emotional support pussy
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Proving my point