Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos (Total Chaos, #1)

by Aura Hayes

Besides, I don’t like blood unless I’m drinking it. Even then I’m a picky bitch.

Love really is the only thing that makes life worth living.”

I’d loved once, but then she turned out to be off her rocker more than I am, so I skedaddled right on out of that relationship. I haven’t been in a serious one since, but I’ve remained what you might call a romantic at … well, I don’t have a heart so I’m not sure where exactly. But it’s there. Somewhere.

And frankly, men are like plants, if you don’t water them, they’ll die, and I don’t have a green thumb.

“I think...” His humerus bone snaps under my shoe. “...that I don’t want a filthy creature like you...” His fingers crunch with ease in my hand. “...touching what belongs to me.”

“A divine angel like her is a blessing to the eyes and you are nothing but lowly trash unworthy of looking upon her,”

other. I’m practically humping her like a dog, and I’d let her leash me any day.

I might be a lot of things; killer, stalker, psychopath—but I won’t take advantage of my mate like that.

My vision is almost fully gone now and the pitter patter of her feet against the hardwood making her way to the door is an echo in my ears. Celine. My mate. This can’t be the end. She doesn’t know how big of a dick I have yet. I’m going to die and she doesn’t even know. This is the worst.