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“How else would you explain my situation? I’m thirty-three going on thirty-four and if a penis comes anywhere near my vag, it might actually bark and growl. Shit, it might bite. I swear there is a tiny No Trespassing sign hanging on my mons pubis.”
What
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Indie A.
“Next full moon, I’m stripping out of my clothes and saying Beetlejuice three times, hoping he’s desperate. Beetlejuice, Jules. He hangs out in a fucking graveyard and has gross as hell teeth. That’s where I am. I’m so sex deprived I’d let Beet—”
Guys
I go to a manual machine, knowing I need a precise amount of liquid. After finely grinding the beans, I carefully tamp the powdered grounds. Soon after, the espresso drips from the metal tips and it looks like a thick honey. The crema on top is perfect. This cup is a ten out of ten and whoever Alexander is, hopefully they’re impressed.
Me when i google how to make espressl
When I glance up, his deep ocean-colored eyes are on me and my mouth slightly parts.
What is this wattpad??
“Alexander,” he corrects, his voice deep and smooth just like the ristretto I prepared.
OH BROTHER
expect him to smile, maybe even give a compliment. In my fantasy, he’d call me a good girl.
You are at work
I exit the coffee shop and hold back a grin as I travel down the sidewalk toward my Jeep. This is the first time I’ve felt a tiny spark of anything in six dreadful months.
But ur an asshole so idc
She was too damn pretty with her long lashes, plump lips, and need to please.
Then WHY WERE YOU AN ASSHOLE
Not to mention, your father donated a lot of money for you to have a prime-time segment. They booted the president of the United States for you.”
Do i even want to read this
He has been lingering in the back of my mind for the last two weeks.
HE WAS AN ASS TO YOU PICK UP YOUR STANDARDS
Only fuckboys smell like this.
Then leave
“Fuck him. Right now, you’re my entertainment, Autumn.”
?????????????????????????????
“When your demeanor shifted,” she says with her head against my chest, “I knew it was serious.” “Most people wouldn’t have noticed,” I admit.
Ohbrother
She nods. “Do you have the password?” “One-zero-zero-two,”
This is not secure
Zane’s jaw ticks. “Stop flirting with my future wife, Calloway.”
Please.
I open my eyes and sit up, spotting the puddle on the floor. Our eyes meet. My mouth falls open. “I did that?”
Girl WHAT
“Hello, Gentry. This is Autumn. She’s dating my brother. Anyway, I thought we could grab measurements then start with a few dresses and pantsuits. I’ll need them completed by the end of day Thursday. I’ll send an email with the styles I’d like made, along with the delivery address. Overnighted.”
no one talks like this
“I’m Oliver.” His mouth falls open and he smiles wide, showing his perfect teeth. “Girl, you’re fucking beautiful. Those cheekbones and lips are to die for. What a canvas!”
YAWN
Harper bursts into laughter. “I can’t predict penis sizes.”
THATS YOUR BROTHER
Weston’s baby sister has always been a cocktease, unavailable, and absolutely not my type.
What an odd sentencs
think about Autumn and smile. Billie’s eyes widen. “Shit. You just had the look. You’re going to marry this woman.”
Im so
say, then I realize Harper had every inch of me measured today. Even my fingers.
Bffr why else would they measure ur fingers
No one else would’ve noticed or cared. It’s how I know it’s different with Autumn.
This genuinely feels like a wattpad fan fiction i wouldve read about harry styles and an oc when i was 12
“Tonight, you’re Batman, because you might need it to fight the Joker later,”
Please free me.
Celine tries to attack Autumn.
This feels like a quip in a script
