“I’ll have a chocolate chip cookie with a side of why did Fletcher block Goldie on Instagram?” Odette says to the teenager. “That was my order,” Evelyn says. “Now what question will I ask with my cookie? And do I still want chocolate chip?” “I want a sugar cookie and to know if Fletcher’s doing okay,” Sheila says. “Peanut butter,” Evelyn declares. “Peanut butter, in honor of Goldie, and I thought of my question. It’s why in the hell did he think growing that mustache back was a good idea?” Why don’t I carry cash? If I carried cash, I could toss a couple hundred dollars at the kid behind the
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