“The pinnacle of douchiness, though, was when he insisted on a double date at the fair, bullied my date who was afraid of heights into getting on the Ferris wheel, and then paid the operator to stop the ride for twenty minutes while we were at the top.” Nina gasps. Crew makes a noise behind me. I smile brightly at Fletcher. “But now I have you! It’s so awesome that you’re teammates. He has to get along with you.” The ’stache twitches again. I think it might have saluted me. As it should.
