“What’s the last book you read?” “Nora Dawn’s final book in her Confucius series.” “Philosophical book?” “No, Nora Dawn is my friend Henri’s pen name. Luca Rossi’s long-time girlfriend? Confucius is the hero in her vampire romances.” Mental note, read Luca Rossi’s girlfriend’s romance novels. And hope it doesn’t get weird the next time I see the dude.
