Do I want to go home and do exactly what she suggested? Honestly, yes. Pretty good recovery for tired, sore muscles. But Hallie’s sniffling. “I wan’ my fwend and da doggie to wide hooooooowses and come to teeeeaaa wif us.” How the hell do you say no to that? She’s crying. I might be an asshole, but I have a heart. Also, did she say tea? I’m not fluent in toddler—preschooler—whatever she is, but I swear she said tea.
