“Three years. Dated for two, married for one. She cheated on me for most of it.” “Ouch.” “Yeah.” She shook her head. “I never understand people who cheat in relationships.” “You want to hear the worst part?” “Uh, yes.” “She cheated on me with her cousin.” Her mouth fell open. “Noooooo.” “Yeah. She met him on 23andMe.” “She didn’t . . .” “I swear to God. Second cousin, once removed. When I caught them, they were both wearing the purple T-shirts from the family reunion,” I said, talking around my straw. “Shut UP.” “Pecker Family Reunion 2023. It had a cartoon woodpecker on it, right here on the
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I laughed too much at this 😭😭😭
