Shadowed Obsession

by Evelyn Leigh

Mi abuela always says, “If you want respect, never let anyone mispronounce your name. Correct them every time.”

Abuela is right

Kiwi Music

Shout out kiwi music!

The small part of me that doesn’t fear Scar can appreciate how he helps around the house, fills my tank and replaces my groceries. Selflessness goes a long way with me.

I mean 😍 but also 🫣

It’s safe to say the dark romance novels I’ve been reading have fucked with my logical thinking. Either that or the bar is in hell. It’s definitely in hell.

it's both

Mira los maldito blanquitos.

clock it, César

because that can’t be panties in this man’s mouth.

ooooooh. Nasty

“And lastly, I washed and spot treated your sheets. They’re in the dryer now. Groceries and takeout are on the way. De nada,” he adds.

If not lover, why lover shaped?

A golden retriever that posts masked thirst traps online stalks one of his top followers.

Skye Daddy with the Lights out reference

Does his mother know she raised a fucking villain?

You’re telling people about us? I told Mami about you.

Xavier Arnez Coleman Jr. is a twenty-nine-year-old Black man from Atlanta, Georgia, who is a physical therapist that lives alone in a studio apartment and has a three-year-old Shih Tzu named Carl. He has a 660 credit score, drives an electric smart car, and plays basketball with friends every Saturday at a local gym, but always gets dunked on. Like I said, boring.

Not the jealous man rundown. "boring," abeg

Her and Rome’s worrisome ass are babysitting Audre & Andrea.

Aw! elevator pitch callback