That Time I Got Drunk And Saved a Human (Mead Mishaps, #3)

by Kimberly Lemming

“Oh gods, this is all wrong. I’m high, my arms are snakes, and they have abandoned me.”

“Why can’t I just get railed, see a unicorn, and go home?

Read the room, dragon slut magic!

“They could have killed you.” “Yeah, so could any predator. Or a really enthusiastic flamingo. Humans aren’t that hard to kill. Are you going to wipe out all flamingos on the off-chance one tries something?”