That Time I Got Drunk And Saved a Human (Mead Mishaps, #3)

by Kimberly Lemming

Fuck. She was stunning. There was no hope in this land or the next that I’d be able to leave her side for a moment.

“Oh gods, this is all wrong. I’m high, my arms are snakes, and they have abandoned me.” In the distance, I could hear the low thrum of my own existential dread.

A man that wealthy probably ate nothing but caviar and the tears of the poor.

Baffled, I leaned in closer. “So how did you get her to fall in love with you?” “I licked her cunt.”

“A day? Princess, I fell as soon as I saw your reaction to snow.” “I hate you.” “We’ll work on that.”

“I refuse to dignify your ‘if’ with a response. You are my wife, and we are clearly falling in love.”

“I’ll be the bane of every creature on this continent to get a smile from you,”

“You may be the one chained, Princess, but make no mistake, I am always at your mercy.”