That Time I Got Drunk And Saved a Human (Mead Mishaps, #3)

by Kimberly Lemming

“Why can’t I just get railed, see a unicorn, and go home? I don’t want all this extra shit.”

“Oh yeah? Well, I guess now that we’re all sharing secrets, every time your little shrimp dick left me wanting, I fucked the stable boy. Enjoy your syphilis!” Rachel roared.

Wasting no time, I took my paintbrush and wrote “THESE KNIGHTS SOME HOES” in big red letters across the wall.