That Time I Got Drunk And Saved a Human (Mead Mishaps, #3)

by Kimberly Lemming

Fuck. She was stunning.

Baffled, I leaned in closer. “So how did you get her to fall in love with you?” “I licked her cunt.”

“Oh, honey,” I drawled. “Bless your heart.” His eyes closed on an inhale. “Call me that again, I liked it.”

“You have no idea who I am. It’s going to take more than a day to fall in love with someone.” “A day? Princess, I fell as soon as I saw your reaction to snow.” “I hate you.” “We’ll work on that.”

“I like the sound of your heartbeat. If your snoring is truly that ferocious then I’ll focus on that.”

“I refuse to dignify your ‘if’ with a response. You are my wife, and we are clearly falling in love.”

“My apologies, Cherry. It seems our transfer of magic took more out of me than expected.” “A man who apologizes and admits when he’s wrong? You really are after my heart,”

“I’ll be the bane of every creature on this continent to get a smile from you,”

“I enjoy hearing my name on your lips.”

“Gods, you’re stunning.”

“No. I won’t rest until I’ve consumed your every thought.”

“Who did this, Cherry?”

My human hearing may have been nothing compared to that of a demon, but I swear on my life I heard everybody’s ass clench.