That Time I Got Drunk And Saved a Human (Mead Mishaps, #3)

by Kimberly Lemming

“I refuse to dignify your ‘if’ with a response. You are my wife, and we are clearly falling in love.”

“Well, here’s to trust, I guess,” I said, opening the latch. The cat shot out in a white blur and darted toward the forest. I watched her disappear into the thick trees with grim annoyance. “Immediate betrayal.”

“Why can’t I just get railed, see a unicorn, and go home? I don’t want all this extra shit.”

He blinked, then looked around wildly. “Oh gosh! I’ve somehow been struck blind.” “Yeah, me too!” said the other one. He slapped his friend on the shoulder and pointed behind him. “You know, Sam, we should probably take the rest of the day off. Seeing as we’ve gone blind.”