The Crystal Shard (Forgotten Realms: The Icewind Dale, #1; Legend of Drizzt, #4)

by R.A. Salvatore

“A barnyard goose tastes better ’an a wild one cause it don’t use its muscles. The same oughta hold true for a giant’s brains!”

“It means: May the fleas of a thousand reindeer nest in your genitals.”