Gross Misconduct (The Comebacks, #1)

by A.J. Truman

“It’s not missing, Hank. There isn’t a picture of my nut on a milk carton somewhere.”

I wonder how many people came out to themselves thanks to online quizzes. Wasting time on the internet had never been so beneficial.

I can power bottom my way through this encounter.

Family really knows how to jab you to inflict the most pain with the least number of words.

“Why are you giving us all of this unnecessary detail?” Des asks. “I like my stories to have texture.

Kids’ imaginations are the most creative things in the world. It’s like one big game of Mad Libs.

“I’m impressed. You’re new to being gay, but you have the drama queen shit down pat.”

Holy mother of gay Jesus.

drive-by blow job

LMAOOOOOO

He’s young, dumb, and obviously full of come. Carpe that diem.

People don’t leave you if you leave first.”

I want to hug my younger self and tell him it’s all going to work out in the end.