Gross Misconduct (The Comebacks, #1)

by A.J. Truman

“It’s not missing, Hank. There isn’t a picture of my nut on a milk carton somewhere.”

And we haven’t even gotten to that eye patch, which makes him instantly ten times hotter. Did he get it in a knife fight? Fixing a car? Building a house? Whatever the reason, he can be my butt pirate any day of the week.

I sit up on my pullout couch, and my head is clocked with a fresh sack of potatoes. The big, dense ones from Idaho.

I'm from Idaho, so this made me laugh SO hard

“No, you don’t. It’s not gonorrhea. He’s young, dumb, and obviously full of come. Carpe that diem. You need to make up for lost time,” Des says as his phone buzzes with another notification.