Capri 3.5 (Season Three: Delgato Family: Capri)

by Jahquel J.

“Cause I’m standing in front of you and I’m not no fucking bum… Skyler, I already told you what I want. No pressure or rush, but I can tell you that you won’t ever have to struggle again, and my daughter wouldn’t have to miss her mother.”

“The only thing I can be is so for real, Skyler Rae… I’m on you and what comes with you. If you’re mine, then your daughter is mine and that fuck ass nigga sperm donor is no longer a fucking problem. Add you and Estella in my life insurance soon as you give me the word, baby,”

“Same thing applies to her. Ain’t favorites, one over the other. I like you both because you both are different. What I get with Jeffie, I can’t with you, and what I get with you, I can’t get with Jeffie. No need to compete when you both bring big shit to the table… feel me?”

“Aye, you chill on those…I don’t got the strength to be fucking chasing you down because dolphins are chasing you.”

Cappadonna leaned forward. “How the fuck Skyler feel about it? You know I’m her guidance counselor”

I was over here struggling with my little nutcase. Then I went ahead and put a little nut in her, and now she mad at me for wanting to kill my baby mama.

“Baby, you pregnant and I know you’re going to gain weight. Even the thickest dough still gets folded into a pretzel… feel me?”

“Aht Aht… don’t be mad because you and Erin be sounding like dolphin sex.”