Because Charlie has just caught me making out with our boss in the middle of the bar. Did I mention my legs are wrapped around his waist and his hands are in a very inappropriate place? I don’t know what I expected Charlie to do, but it wasn’t to point a finger at us with a huge grin on his face and say, “I fucking knew it.” Travis and I watch his smirk grow wider, clearly unfazed by having walked in on us. “You know what? Good for you,” Charlie says with a shrug. “It was about damn time anyway. Just tell me I can wear sneakers to the wedding because dress shoes make my feet hurt, and I plan
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i am cry laughing right now
